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We’re going to build the biggest airport in Greenland. We'll make it the only entrance to the US for Europians. Greenland is a big, beautiful ice cube. I want it. I’m going to put a gold 'T' on the biggest glacier. Fantastic real estate! I told Denmark, 'Listen, you’re not using it.' It’s a lot of land, very little people. so I’ll make the penguins very happy. Greenland has minerals. Beautiful minerals. The best. China wants them, but I’m going to get them first. Everyone said, 'Donald, you can't buy a country.' I said, 'Watch me.' I’ve bought bigger things. Greenland is easy. Tariffs are the most beautiful word in the dictionary. More beautiful than 'Mar-a-Lago'. Elon is my new efficiency guy. He’s gonna delete the Deep State like a bad tweet. Pop! Gone. Drill, baby, drill! I want oil coming out of your kitchen sink. Free energy for everyone! Bitcoin is the new gold. I’m making a national reserve. Shiny digital coins, very smart. I’m firing all the woke teachers. We’re going back to 1776. A very great year, no cellphones. Artificial Intelligence? I have the best intelligence. It’s not artificial, it’s real. Tremendous. No tax on tips! No tax on overtime! No tax on anything! We’ll pay for it with China's money. RFK Jr. is looking at the water. He’s gonna make us all healthy. No more seed oils, folks! I’ll solve the war in 24 hours. One phone call. I’ll say 'Stop it,' and they’ll say 'Yes, sir.' Space Force is going to Mars. And we’re putting a giant 'T' on it. Elon promised me. The Federal Reserve is a disaster. I’m replacing the chairman with my intuition. It’s never wrong. I'm saving TikTok. But only if I get more likes than anybody in history. Which I already do. Mexico is sending us cars. I want them to send us tacos instead. Better deals, believe me. The Deep State is a swamp. A very wet, nasty swamp. We’re draining it with a giant golden straw. We’re building Freedom Cities. Flying cars, vertical takeoffs. Very futuristic. Like the Jetsons. Fake news is the enemy, but Truth Social is the friend. It’s a very friendly app. Best app. I’m bringing the factories back. Even the ones that make the tiny umbrellas for drinks. The dollar is strong, but my handshake is stronger. World leaders are crying when they see me. The wall is built, it's gorgeous. Now we’re building a roof. A giant Iron Dome for everyone. The stock market loves me. It goes up every time I post in all caps. It’s a beautiful thing. Massive deportations. The biggest ever. We’re sending inflation back to wherever it came from. Windmills are killing the birds. I love birds. We’re replacing them with giant fans to blow China away. We're cutting trillions. Trillions! We don't need a Department of Education. We have YouTube. I’m building big houses. For everyone. Except the losers and the haters. They get tents. The UN is just a social club. I’m the bouncer. If you don’t pay your bills, you’re out!

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